I saw these on another web site. Funny. Sadly accurate, but funny.
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
DEPRIVED
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
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