Why Guns Are Better Than Women
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.