Saturday, July 14, 2007

The longer I live, the more I understand this. Tonight, especially.

Why Guns Are Better Than Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman


1 comment:

The Buck said...

I like guns, OK, but they are no substitute for women. You know how us guys are. They don't even have to be GOOD women. We get to the good or evil of them later. Our first impression is their LOOKS! THEN, we worry about whether they are good.
The foolish among us (about 99.0% of us) take them for a "test drive" and get hooked on one ASSpect of them and then it's too late.
Come to think of it, you're right. Guns ARE better than women ;-)